whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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