I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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