Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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