respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Boobs speak an international language.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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