I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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