quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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