theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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