The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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