____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize