i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Actions speak louder than pants.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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