well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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