Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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