Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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