You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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