Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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