capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I did not marry a roomba.
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