forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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