She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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