i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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