who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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