he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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