Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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