every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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