you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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