After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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