when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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