Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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