Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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