If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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