i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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