let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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