I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Apparently you make a good broom.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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