just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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