Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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