Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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