Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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