Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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