dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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