I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Come on in and take your pants off
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