Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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