I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
