you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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