i don't like sucking hair
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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