Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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