then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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