Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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