I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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