Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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