So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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