Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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