Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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