Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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