Soap is not a condiment
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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