Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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