Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Randomize
