So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It's never too late to be topless.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
